How to Speak Midwest

$2.00

Say “you betcha” to small-town charm with this cheeky postcard that teaches you how to speak Midwest. Packed with classic regional sayings — “you betcha,” “dontcha know,” “for crying out loud,” and more — each line is printed in a friendly, no-nonsense typeface that celebrates good-natured Midwestern speech. Perfect for sending to friends who get your sarcasm (and your accent), tucking into a care package, or framing as a tiny ode to polite stubbornness and endless hospitality. Standard postcard size, heavyweight card stock, and a matte finish make it durable enough for the mailbox and pretty enough for the fridge. Midwest-approved.

Printed Locally

4” x 6”

Uses a postcard stamp

Say “you betcha” to small-town charm with this cheeky postcard that teaches you how to speak Midwest. Packed with classic regional sayings — “you betcha,” “dontcha know,” “for crying out loud,” and more — each line is printed in a friendly, no-nonsense typeface that celebrates good-natured Midwestern speech. Perfect for sending to friends who get your sarcasm (and your accent), tucking into a care package, or framing as a tiny ode to polite stubbornness and endless hospitality. Standard postcard size, heavyweight card stock, and a matte finish make it durable enough for the mailbox and pretty enough for the fridge. Midwest-approved.

Printed Locally

4” x 6”

Uses a postcard stamp